What—what baby shower, I’m not even pregnant… [/it’s mostly futile to try and argue against this now; he rubs his stomach—how did this baby fiasco even start to begin with?] …Though a girl would be nice. I’d want a girl. Not me, though, I wouldn’t be the one giving birth, of course—!
Shhh. {;puts a finger to your lips} we’re throwing you a party just go with it-
