You know, that’s actually really clever. If I had the funds and cleverness to get wigs when I student taught, maybe I wouldn’t’ve been, ya know, nixed from employment.
-he heaves a sigh and reaches up to ruffle your hair, fluff it up a bit, since the wig cap had flattened it out-
Nah, it doesn’t weird me out at all. Dollface, I’ve been physically inside you; you really think you can weird me out at this point?
-he chuckles and leans his head on your shoulder, grinning-
{;scrunches her nose playfully as you ruffle her hair} Yah! Don’t touch my hair! {;she pretends to be angry but she ends up leaning in to kiss the corner of your mouth and smiling at you} What did you teach anyways? You never told me.
{;scrunches her nose} now you’ve weirded me out. {;shudders before shifting away from you}