hyunseung-stretto:

[text]: now we both know that’s a lie

[text]: at 10 pm that little bugger will be passed out watching the game

[text]: that’s my strat 

[text]: plus we all know you don’t want anything happening to my dick

[text]: don’t lie to the people dollface

[text]: i’m gonna use all your strawberry shampoo while i wait

[text] am i texting the right person

[text] the jang hyunseung i know isn’t crafty enough for this

[text] wow have fun smelling like a fruit