hyunseung-stretto:

[text]: i’m gonna assume etude is a makeup brand [text]: i think my dick just shriveled up upon realizing i knew that already [text]: c’mere so my dick can feel manly again [text]: i mean so i can [text]: my dick is not a separate entity that sounded weird plz ignore 

[text] i don’t need to know about your dick

[text] i probably do actually

[text] you’re weird go make yourself feel manly

[text] in the shower so you don’t make a mess