-heaves a resigned sigh before lurching down and scooping under your butt to throw you over his shoulder-
All right. Well, now I’ve gotta abduct you. And take you to play with me at the mall because I’m a bored old man, and you’ve given me the kiss of rejuvenation.
-starts walking away down the sidewalk, ignoring the confused glances from passersby-
Teach me the ways of the young and beautiful.
Hey hey hey! {;lightly hits your back with her fists while laughing, her legs swinging in the air} What am I, a flour sack?
{;leans her head on your shoulder blade, her body drooping over your shoulder, defeated (and quite frankly, she doesn’t mind you carrying her like this) and starts to sing softly}
Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful~ will you still love me when I’ve got nothing but my aching soul~
